So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

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Let’s just be upfront and honest here.


Let’s just be upfront and honest here.

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Do you ever lay in bed and crave someones arms around you but like its not gonna happen so you want to explode

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here’s a video of me

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Kenny Brain

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Things that make my knees weak as fuck:
- hot guys calling me “buddy”



grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

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